What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

What you see is what you get. Plain and Simple. So says this embroidered patch measuring 4x.175 inches.Expect nothing more than what you see, cause that’s all you’ll get. Do you often pretend to be something that you’re not just to impress a girl?  Well I have done this countless times and for what I ask myself.  Really if a girl doesn’t like me the way I am then I’m just not gonna bother anymore.To be honest it has taken me quite a number of years to actually realize that this is the way I should approach dating.  Many times I have lied about what I do for a living, about how much money I have, where I come from, things I like  you name it, I’ve lied about it.And the worst thing of all is that nine times out of ten I’ve been pulled up short in my lie and then its been really embarrassing and frankly the kiss of death for the relationship.  But did I learn?  No I did not.I really don’t know how I expected to get away with the many lies I’ve told.  Surely at the end of the day, if I wanted to build a lasting relationship with someone, telling them lies from the off wasn’t really the right way to go about it.However, sometimes telling a few porkies here and there can actually help when you want to impress the ladies and to encourage them to get into a physical relationship with you!  This works out well for a while but when they find out the truth and believe me they will  you’d better start running.But if you are getting on a bit like me and feel that the time is right to start settling down then you might want to take a different approach.  That is why I decided to buy the ‘What You See Is What You Get Patch’ from TheCheapplace.com.  This gives the ladies a heads up that if they don’t like what they see then tough!Seriously it actually helps.  It can stop the ladies from wondering if I have a mansion somewhere in Los Angeles and can put their minds at rest that I absolutely do not have millions of dollars in the bank.And for many of them who don’t like what they see, I have found another patch which will ensure that I feel better about myself, no matter what they think.  The I’m Perfect Just The Way I Am patch keeps me on the right track and stops me from uttering the words Hi, pleased to meet you, I’m a huge star in the UK?!