This Beer Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

This Beer Tastes Like I’m not Going to Work Today Patch is embroidered in Black / White. Measures 4×1.5 inches. The patch can be sewn or ironed on. Do not iron on patches to leather or nylon material.Its amazing how people’s perspectives change when faced with a number of obstacles or when under the influence of alcohol.  One minute you think that you are God’s gift to women and that you would only settle for the hottest chick in the bar.You can keep this pretense up for a while but sooner or later you might just have to lower your standards.  There is no point in sitting there preaching about how you can have any girl you want if they just don’t want you back!So what do you do if faced with problems like this?  Many men can relate to this amusing patch which can be found at TheCheapplace.com.  The ‘If All Else Fails Lower Your Standards Patch’ is the perfect patch for the man who has finally realized that he may not be the super stud that he thinks he is.  There have been many times that men have been aiming too high and are knocked down a peg or two by that ‘hottie’ at the bar.The only thing to do in a situation like this is to look around the bar and as the patch says, get them standards lowered a bit.  This usually works I have to say.  Although it might not be something that we want to admit but when needs must!  You will usually find that you have better luck if you don’t shoot for the top straight from the off.On the other hand you can sometimes lower your standards without even realizing.  All you need to do in this case is put your ‘beer goggle’s on.  After one or two (cases) of beer you’d be amazed at the amount of hot chicks in the bar that you hadn’t even realized were there.  Great, huh?Some people underestimate the power of beer, it can actually magically transform even the not so pretty ladies into divine goddesses just wanting to find their own god, you!So that is why there are quite a few guys who will appreciate the ‘One More Beer And I’m All Yours patch’.  This patch says it like it is.  All you need to do is keep on knocking back those beers and you can have anyone (and lets be honest here, anyone could have you too).But at the end of the day isn’t that what life is all about, having fun and enjoying ourselves.  Although I’m not too sure if many ladies out there would agree with me!