This Ain’t My Fucking Jacket Patch

Bikers are really good at claiming their innocence. No matter the accusation, a smart biker wasn’t there, knows nothing about it, or just plain didn’t do it. It’s with that in mind that we offer the This Ain’t My Fucking Jacket biker patch. It’s one of several patches that bikers can sew to their clothing in an effort to help them maintain their innocence in any situation.Mount this patch on the front of your leather jacket and you always have a built-in defense against people who claim to have seen you in a particular place or doing a particular thing. They obviously must be mistaken because it’s not your jacket. You are just borrowing it from a ‘friend’. And no, you don’t know that friend’s name. He’s actually more of an acquaintance.It’s totally believable, right? Bikers may be a close-knit group overall, but they don’t go around asking one another’s names. They don’t tend to get too personal unless there’s a reason for it. So it’s very possible that you could ride with dozens of other bikers and only know them by their faces or nicknames.Maybe the jacket really isn’t yours. How would anybody know? We eliminate any need for you to defend yourself by offering our collection of “This Ain’t My Fucking…” biker patches. They are embroidered patches for people who want to make it clear from the very beginning that they will always deny responsibility.So, what do you say? Is this patch perfect for the front of your jacket? If so, we recommend attaching it with needle and thread. Your leather jacket won’t play too nicely with a hot iron. And even if you’re attaching it to denim or nylon, sewing it on will keep it more secure than the glue.