Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

Okay, listen up middle-aged dads. You’re no longer 22. Those former abs of steel look more like a batch of dough that just came out of the mixer down at the local pizza shop. Admit it. You’ve got a dad bod.That’s not a bad thing, by the way. In fact, a dad bod is something to celebrate. You’ve worked hard for it. While all the women in your life have been watching their weight, you have willingly eaten all the leftovers so they wouldn’t get thrown away. You have single-handedly kept your favorite brewery in business. Take ownership. You’ve done a great job.You can let others know just how proud you are of your accomplishment by wearing the Stop Staring at My Dad Bod embroidered patch. In simple black-and-white, this patch makes clear – in no uncertain terms – that you won’t be body shamed. Of course, it’s all in good fun.Let’s face it, if a twenty-something babe good-looking enough to be in a magazine were found staring at your dad bod, you wouldn’t tell her to look away. In fact, you would soak it up. The attention would have you smiling from ear to ear – at least on the inside.As with all our embroidered patches for bikers and veterans, this one features a rigid plastic backing and a die-cut border. The iron-on glue applied to the back is perfect for attaching the patch to cotton, polyester, or a similar material. If you plan to attach it to leather or nylon, use a needle and thread. Those two materials don’t play well with high heat.Be proud of your dad bod. While you’re at it, go ahead and entertain the thought of those hot babes staring at you. You’ve earned the right.