Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Simon says go fuck yourself. Simon says, simon says, oh we all played that game when we were little once. And now that we are all grown up we can make some humour out of it still with this funny patch that says “Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself!”.The patch is embroidered in white over black and measures 4×1.75 inches.Are you sick of people telling you what to do?  Well I have had enough of being told what I should and shouldn’t do with my life.  It started with my mom, and I think she always felt it was her job to nag me to death!  But I suppose being as she’s my mother its sort of allowable isn’t it?  So I’ll forgive her.But come on  why does everyone else think that they can tell me what to do and just get away with it.  In school I was never done hearing from teachers about what I needed to do with my life and how I needed to study more and do this and do that!  So when I left school I thought that was that I would never again be told what to do.  But of course I was wrong.  When I first met my wife, everything was great.  She was the perfect woman.  I don’t know what happens to women once they get married and have kids but it really is like they change into someone else.And by someone else I mean the nag from hell!  My wife is at me all day long.  As soon as I come in from work it’s like Do this, Do that?.  I am so sick of it seriously it’s like playing one long game of Simon Says.So, in one of my childish rebellious moments, I came across this fantastic patch from TheCheapplace.com and it gave me a giggle.  Naturally I bought it and stuck it right on the front of my biker jacket.  The ‘Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself patch’ is a source of great amusement for me when my wife starts ranting at me.  It’s even better if she starts at me when I’m wearing my jacket as I just look at this patch and have a little grin.  And of course that winds her up even more but sure what can you do?And for added pleasure I found a perfect patch which takes pride of place at the back of my jacket which is for her too when she is getting right on my last nerve.  The ‘Fuck U Finger Patch’ lets me give her the middle finger without her even knowing it.  And even if she suspects that, she never says anything, but I can feel her evil eyes boring into my back as I walk away grinning from ear to ear.Be sure to check out these awesome biker patches and more at The Cheap Place!