If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

If you can read this you are too damn close. Don’t you hate it when people ride right up your ass when you are trying to enjoy the wind on your motorcycle. Yet there is a tailgater making you nervous.If you can read this patch measures 4×1.75 inches. Sew it on the lower back of your riding jacket. Let them know next time a tailgater gets too close.Did you ever see the way some people put stickers on the back of their car.  I used to find these really amusing especially when sitting in traffic waiting for the lights to go green.  Some of them are really hilarious and I always wanted to get some when I had my own car.However when I was old enough to get my license I opted for a motorcycle instead of a car and the idea of stickers went right out of my head.  That was until I saw another car with a few stickers and my interest piqued again.  There’s really not enough room for these types of stickers on the back of a bike so the other alternative is to get a bunch of embroidered patches for the back of a biker jacket instead.There really is some side splitting embroidered patches that you can buy and attach to your clothing.  I found this great site that does really cheap patches which are extremely witty.  TheCheapplace.com has a host of funny sayings patches as well as a range of beautiful designs too.As well as there being a whole heap of funny sayings, there is also military patches dedicated to those in the armed forces and there are a number of Christian patches too.  I suppose it all depends on your personal preferences but I have to admit, for me the funny patches are the best.  I get to be on the other side of things now when I see people trying to read what my patches say.I have a great one which I’ve seen on cars before and I think it’s great.  The If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch makes people take a step back and gives me a giggle.  Some of the other patches that are available are really funny with some of them being a bit cheeky like the If You Get Them By The Balls Their Hearts And Minds Will Follow Patch which my girlfriends love.  They think I’m crazy with my motorcycle and have accused me of being a tomboy but they don’t realize that there are thousands of ladies out there just like me.And the fact that I can get some nice ladies patches too on this site is cool as it means people stop mistaking me for a guy when I have my helmet and leathers on