Give Me Head Till I’m Dead Funny Iron on Patch

Give Me Head Till I’m Dead Patch is embroidered and measures 4×1.75 inches. For a man there are a few things in this world which cannot be beaten.  Riding your motorcycle, having a beer with your buddies, and oral sex.  Man, do I love oral sex.  But it has to be good if you know what I’m saying.  In saying that, I wouldn’t turn it down no matter how it was given, if you know what I mean.Luckily my girlfriend doesn’t mind participating in oral sex every time we make love.  And just as well to be honest, as I don’t think we would last the distance otherwise.  I had a girlfriend once before and she said she didn’t like giving me head.  What is the point, I ask you?In an ideal world I would be woken up every day with a blow job and then I would head out for a spin on my bike, followed by another blow job for lunch and then another spin on the bike, followed by a few beers with the guys.  Oh yeah and another blow job before bed!Maybe one day I’ll win a pile of money and be able to make my dreams come true.  But would he be happy I hear you ask?  Hell yeah!  I have a patch on my biker jacket called the Give Me Head Till I’m Dead patch and I truly would love if this were to come true.  I really would love to not have to work and to have someone to attend to my every need all day long, if you know what I’m saying.Another one of my patches is one which I bought for my girlfriend.  I point to it every time I head round to her place and she just sighs and gets on with it.  The I’m Here About The Blow Job patch does what it’s suppose to for me.  Thankfully I have a girlfriend who likes to oblige.And for those of you who are thinking I’m a male chauvinist pig, let me tell you this, I actually love my girlfriend and we are good together.  I am lucky enough to have found a girl who loves to give head as much as I love to receive it.  We really are the perfect partnership.  And I’m not selfish in bed either in case you have picked up that idea.  Although I think there is nothing better than a blow job, I do make sure my lady is satisfied every time.  After all I am the perfect man, even if I do say so myself!